[these are notes]
[ two notes are left on the doors to Shikamaru and Ino's rooms on the tenth floor. inside, it reads, "Dear MASSIVE FAILURES, you both are so sweet when you sleep, learn some fucking perimeter-jutsu that reacts to viewing jutsu fuck anyone knows a follower of Jashin and a fuckingmember of the akatsuki-fuckers can see through one goddamn measly DOOR (random drops of blood) and for fucks sake tell me you got hit with the fucking ugly stick, woman, or else why the fuck do you look like the hag from underneath the bog when you wake up in the morning? signed me, who fucking wishes your testes would just DROP already, because maybe the extra testosterone would shape you the fuck up! seriously - oh yeah. you're a disgrace to your late sensei, pissant shadow-bondage-FREAK ]