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[seeyoucowboy]

My old man was eaten by a flock of pigeons. Pecked to death right before my very eyes.

I told him to just drop the bread and run...

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[dirtyrottenliar]

[laughter]

[seeyoucowboy]

It was so scarring.

[ontheclockpro]

How horrifying yo.

[seeyoucowboy]

I'm surprised I'm still able to function as a human.

[ontheclockpro]

Its remarkable what kind of traumas a person can endure. But yeah..that one is a tough one.

[seeyoucowboy]

Sometimes... I get sick when I eat chicken.

[blazeofblue]

... Wow, what a way to go.

[seeyoucowboy]

There was nothing left of him.

Because then a meteor fell and incinerated his bones.

[blazeofblue]

OH damn, you mean we missed a bit of the meteor? Shame on me for not seeing that meteor and stopping it from inceinerating your dad's bones, man.

[cue hysterical laughter here]

[seeyoucowboy]

It's okay, saved me money when it came time for the funeral.

[imaginihs_02]

((OoC: Duo would like to express his amusement. He would do so IC if he weren't currently Relena. ♥ Also, this post wins.))

[soushireikan]

Poor pigeons.

[seeyoucowboy]

He must have tasted like steak.

[soushireikan]

That's why I feel bad for the pigeons. I'm sure they don't like steak.

((OOC: I can't breathe. This killed me. Thanks a lot. DX))

[seeyoucowboy]

Their fault for eating him.