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[seeyoucowboy]

My old man was eaten by a flock of pigeons. Pecked to death right before my very eyes.

I told him to just drop the bread and run...

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[blazeofblue]

... Wow, what a way to go.

[seeyoucowboy]

There was nothing left of him.

Because then a meteor fell and incinerated his bones.

[blazeofblue]

OH damn, you mean we missed a bit of the meteor? Shame on me for not seeing that meteor and stopping it from inceinerating your dad's bones, man.

[cue hysterical laughter here]

[seeyoucowboy]

It's okay, saved me money when it came time for the funeral.

[blazeofblue]

Saving money is always a good thing. &hearts