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Dec 20, 2011 00:13

gwaine

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bro_codebreaker December 20 2011, 06:05:27 UTC
Gwaine, my bro.

[Barney breezes into the agency, perfectly suited and coiffed, looking like the million bucks he pretty much is. he's glad he at least knows his co-worker's name from the Host Club, so he can pull off the suaveness this job demands on EVERY level]

How's it hangin'?

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gwaine December 20 2011, 13:50:12 UTC
[How is what what? CONFOUNDED FUTURISTIC SLANG. He'll just smirk and answer with whatever sounds appropriate.]

Hasn't fallen yet.

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bro_codebreaker December 20 2011, 20:08:20 UTC
[GOOD ANSWER. Barney laughs and claps him on the shoulder] Ha, never heard that one before. Nice.

So who's on your schedule today? I'm gonna go out and see if I can't find us some hot new talent.

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gwaine December 20 2011, 21:15:47 UTC
[Give him a moment while he finds his schedule among all the papers. He reads out loud the short list (WE'RE VERY EXCLUSIVE OKAY).]

Should not take long. [If the camera he has yet to make peace with behaves.]

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bro_codebreaker December 20 2011, 21:21:51 UTC
[dude, of course we are… he only recruits the ones who'll keep sleeping with him. no-brainer]

Okay, cool. If I get any new talent that needs basic shots, I'll bring 'em to you this afternoon. Otherwise, you can take off when you're done here.

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gwaine December 20 2011, 21:23:51 UTC
[Grins. He gets paid and can leave early? He'd like this job forever.] I shall hold you to that.

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bro_codebreaker December 21 2011, 05:50:59 UTC
Hey, why not? It's not like the jobs actually matter, it's the castle. [he rolls his eyes] So once you're done, you don't have to hang around being bored out of your skull, just ... go do whatever.

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gwaine December 22 2011, 03:15:47 UTC
[He just laughs.]

Have you been through many of these changes?

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bro_codebreaker December 22 2011, 06:33:49 UTC
Oh yeah, loads. [he counts them off on his fingers] There was the one where we all ended up in a bad, boring Western, the one with the theme park and the dinosaurs ... Los Angeles was a lot like this, and that was last spring ... then there was the high school ... and the pirates - were you here for the pirates? No, I'd think you'd remember that one ...

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gwaine December 22 2011, 16:13:24 UTC
[Shaking his head. He'd have rocked at pirates.]

Dinosaurs?

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bro_codebreaker December 22 2011, 18:44:03 UTC
Yeah, you know. [stereotypical t-rex impression] Raaarrrr.

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gwaine December 24 2011, 15:25:13 UTC
[This face. Just this face. Is that supposed to be a bad impression of a wyvern?]

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