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Nov 22, 2011 18:16

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Alleyne +Rose, for good measure thiefoflight November 23 2011, 05:15:05 UTC

[Squint........

WHAT IS HAPPEN.]

Wait-- what? That's stupid. You sound stupid. Also, Rose is stupid!

yes this is a good filter tomatoandbasil November 23 2011, 05:23:08 UTC

If I'm stupid, how come I'm the teacher?

[LOGIC]

your face is a good filter thiefoflight November 23 2011, 05:24:21 UTC

[VRISKA DEFIES YOUR LOGIC.]

Who said you were my teacher in the first place? Stupid!

so is yours! wow tomatoandbasil November 23 2011, 05:32:35 UTC

I am a teacher. I live here. I am everyone's teacher, therefore, I am yours! Nobody is too cool for school.

[Duh]

pants thiefoflight November 23 2011, 05:41:36 UTC

I just can't even wrap my sponge around anything you've even said! What are you even supposed to be teaching us? Nonsense and sillyspeak?

/divebombs this fluthlu November 23 2011, 05:43:52 UTC

[Directed at Alleyne, but fully intended for Vriska:]

If you're hoping to point fingers for our little spat on the train, then by all means, assign Serket as many disciplinary essays as you think might help coax a decent citizen out of her shriveled grey hide.

we can do this here too tomatoandbasil November 23 2011, 05:46:47 UTC

That'd be a lot. How many favorite weapons can someone have to write about?

alrighty fluthlu November 23 2011, 05:58:45 UTC

She could write one about each of her dice, but I still don't think that would do the trick.

tomatoandbasil November 23 2011, 06:01:41 UTC

What do dice games got to do with this? Are we gambling now? At your age?

fluthlu November 23 2011, 06:53:34 UTC

Ask Serket. They're her weapon, after all.

tomatoandbasil November 23 2011, 06:58:43 UTC

How? Does she like, use them to cheat and rob people blind?

fluthlu November 23 2011, 06:59:30 UTC

[...]

Sure.

tomatoandbasil November 23 2011, 07:02:45 UTC

The only other viable tactics I can come up with are throwing them like caltrops or putting them in someone's ear. Ouch.

fluthlu November 23 2011, 07:04:01 UTC

I'm sure that neither of those tactics would be too far out of the realm of possibility either.

[Except that they are. Rose, you jerk.]

tomatoandbasil November 23 2011, 07:08:59 UTC

Kids these days have no appreciation for a good, strong traditional weapon. When I was your age, I had a stick. And it worked.

fluthlu November 23 2011, 07:12:10 UTC

Oh, forgive me if battling with tinder is not always a viable protection from getting yourself slaughtered.

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