6 ∆ i solemnly swear i lack the green warts ; ( action/dictated )

[toerags]

[ James exits Room 1613 of the Impetus Tower, finding it absolutely empty. There was no name plate on the room, so James felt that perhaps while the rooms wait for residents to arrive they would turn into useful things like janitor closets (although, James didn't think of it in terms like that - he suspected a broom closet or Filch's office) - and

Comments

[icarustattoo]

Are you a maid or something?

[toerags]

[ D:< NOT A MAID. ] Or something.

[icarustattoo]

Sorry, I don't know the PC term for "male maids" -- cleaning person?

Or do you just want to compulsively clean something?

[toerags]

I don't clean. [ Don't know the meaning of the word. ] I want a broom so I can charm it to fly!

[icarustattoo]

[........................]

You're kidding.

[toerags]

We're in a talking castle. Why can't brooms fly?

[icarustattoo]

It's a little cliche.

[toerags]

What's wrong with cliche? Wouldn't it get boring if everything wasn't cliche?

[icarustattoo]

I -- what?

If something's cliche, you're going to expect it. So that's -- pretty boring by itself.