¿ 14 spooky demon things ?

[mr_stealthypnts]

[Xander knows he's going to regret this, but it needs to be done.]

Soooo....I've been doing some thinking. About my loss. I keep experimenting to see what I can get away with and what works, and...okay, well...here's the thing. It's a thing of slightly embarrassing standards, and I don't doubt mocking will commence....

[a deep breath.]So with my

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[breakmychest]

[...before answering, Spike has to just... crack up for a while. This is utterly hilarious, even more so because he knows where this is coming from.

When he finally gets his composure back enough to talk, he asks:]

How's that working out for you?

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[mr_stealthypnts]

Shut up, Spike.

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[breakmychest]

Not well, then?

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[mr_stealthypnts]

I don't know yet! The offer is still....out there.

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[breakmychest]

Really? With all the charm and subtlety you put out there, I'm just shocked no one's stepped up.

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[mr_stealthypnts]

And what would you have said, oh Charming Vampy One?

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[breakmychest]

Something a damn sight better than, "Gee, let's kiss to see if you taste like tuna!"

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[mr_stealthypnts]

I....I didn't word it like that!

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[breakmychest]

Close enough.

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[mr_stealthypnts]

....shut up, Spike.

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[breakmychest]

[...seriously, this entire situation is just too funny for words.]

Just let me know how it turns out, would you? I'm nearly curious enough to volunteer myself, but, you know, I'd rather kiss a tuna.

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[mr_stealthypnts]

I'd rather kiss....a lot of things.

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[breakmychest]

[Wow, what a stinging comeback.] You should just hope you still can.

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[mr_stealthypnts]

We'll find out soon. There are two girls that will kiss me!

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[breakmychest]

Really? Two entire girls in the whole castle?

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[mr_stealthypnts]

So far. There will probably be more.