¿ 14 spooky demon things ?

Jun 18, 2011 16:04

[Xander knows he's going to regret this, but it needs to be done.]

Soooo....I've been doing some thinking. About my loss. I keep experimenting to see what I can get away with and what works, and...okay, well...here's the thing. It's a thing of slightly embarrassing standards, and I don't doubt mocking will commence....

[a deep breath.]

So with my loss, everything I eat tastes like tuna fish. Nothing I drink does, and normal things like toothpaste and mouthwash don't, but....what I'm wondering is...

Does kissing taste like tuna? I will freely admit here in the out and open that I have not kissed a girl in...many a moon. Since before this.... thing happened. And....well, now I'm curious. Really curious.

I know this sounds like Creeper Extreme here, but....anyone wanna sign up for an experiment? I promise to be a gentleman and brush my teeth really good and use very limited tongue, if any. It'd just....you know, be nice to know the facts before random kissing happens and...possible surprise reactions meant not to hurt the kissee's feelings.

....oh God, what am I doing?

[that is muffled as his face is now in his hands. He is embarrassed. Have at him Paradisa.]

Kaylee Frye.
[...no, this has absolutely nothing to do with the above. He really has been meaning to check in on her. It's just...an awkward time to do so.]

So uh....hey! How ya been?
.Kaylee

xander harris

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