ƒ002. single white slayer

[msattentionspan]

[have an exaggerated sigh, Paradisa. Faith's been flipping the pages of this thing for a while. You might wonder where the brunette Slayer has been this past month, but she won't be divulging her location. Just be reassured that she's comfortable and has access to plenty of alcohol.]Alright, I can dig the whole 'pretend it's Paradise' deal. Pop

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[breakmychest]

We're not in Sunnydale any more, pet. Things don't work the same here. And by all means, try and find a way home. I hope you'll have more luck than the rest of us.

[msattentionspan]

Never said I was trying to figure it out. I'm just shocked at the level of 'hunky-dory' going around in this place.

No big riots at the castle gate?

Where's the showmanship?

[breakmychest]

You haven't been here long. There's plenty of horror and trouble to keep us busy. Comes in waves, though, which means there's also plenty of boring in the between times.

[msattentionspan]

[riiight. floating words over her head is 'oh-so-scary']

The boring parts, that's when there should be some crazy shit going on.

[ofmywill]

-vampires get trials?

[msattentionspan]

[heh]

Yeah. Seems like it.

[ofmywill]

Guess they deserve it, like anyone else.

Still prefer to get things done.

[msattentionspan]

Deserve it? They're not alive. They're dead. No souls. [get with the program here.]

They attacked someone. Usually a trial is because there's doubt, right? Some way to prove it was someone else.

[demonologist]

[Wes is just going to ignore all of the sniping for now.]

How have you been faring, Faith?

[msattentionspan]

Wes... [that would be his name, drawn out rather longly, almost as if she's shocked to hear you dropping her a note!]

I'm just peachy.

[demonologist]

I was beginning to think you'd left us for fairer shores.

[msattentionspan]

[fake enthusiasm: go!] Are you kidding? This place is killer.

[back to normal: go!] I vacated the castle, though. I'm not good with neighbors.

[OR GHOSTS! WTF.]

written back ]

[msattentionspan]

Do you have a point?

Prosecutor ]

[msattentionspan]

Who had the genius plan to hold a trial, anyway?

[mal_addict]

And would you give the same solution if it was a human who caused harm?

[msattentionspan]

I'm not big on trials for anyone.

[mal_addict]

I'm getting that distinct impression.

[msattentionspan]

Seems kinda pointless.