ƒ002. single white slayer
[have an exaggerated sigh, Paradisa. Faith's been flipping the pages of this thing for a while. You might wonder where the brunette Slayer has been this past month, but she won't be divulging her location. Just be reassured that she's comfortable and has access to plenty of alcohol.]
Alright, I can dig the whole 'pretend it's Paradise' deal. Pop off some wishes, get a nice leather jacket. I just didn't think everyone would be so chill about it.
Sure, I'm seein' a few of you book types tryin' to solve some great mystery, but shit - back where I'm from [her voice lifts, as if she's starting to question the sanity of everyone here] one person gets some grand idea and the whole fuckin' place swarms in on them. [poor Mayor Wilkins...]
Instead, I'm reading about how vampires get trials?
Whatever happened to just getting things actually done? See a problem? Dust it. [sigh]
Good luck with that, too. I bet you're all over this, Lilah. [Yeah, she'll snipe at her.] Just love to hook those dangerous types in.
[Not that Faith doesn't know about danger, though at the moment her biggest problem is not being able to put cream cheese on her bagel... a spoon just does not work the same.]