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[duchess_archer]

[A sudden attack of nostalgia hit Archer while walking around. This place is just like a weird boarding school. Actually... assholery included, he may actually have more friends now that--... Anyway.]

Hey. Anyone up for some lax? Uh, a game of lacrosse. To the uninitiated.

Comments

[derpling]

I dunno what that is, but I'll play! I learn fast!

[duchess_archer]

You sure about that? Lacrosse is a game of gentlemen and bros. It can get a little rough.

[derpling]

Rough? Then it'll be just like back home! I've already been in a fight here, how much worse can it get? It doesn't involve bullets, does it?

[duchess_archer]

Hey, that's the spirit! Yeah, no bullets, not unless it's a grudge match. Or if it's in the Bronx.

[arrowonthewind]

What is the purpose of this game?

[duchess_archer]

To crush your opponents mentally and physically. Spiritually, also. And to score as many goals as you can.

[arrowonthewind]

[... uh] You're sure you're not describing war?

[duchess_archer]

Yeah, this is just a game. With balls and everything. Ten players on ten players.

[hulloeverything]

Lacross? Hmmm. Haven't played that in years

[duchess_archer]

Oh, yeah? Me either, really, but hey, as long as I'm here, might as well brush up.

[hulloeverything]

Sounds like a marvelous idea! Where are you planning on playing?

[duchess_archer]

I dunno, somewhere on the grounds. Should be easy enough to get some paint and wish up some goals.

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[madetothwart]

My, I wasn't aware anyone here played lacrosse. How delightful!

dictated;

[duchess_archer]

Oh, yeah, it's the best. You play?

dictated;

[madetothwart]

Afraid not, I'm much more a spectator.

dictated;

[duchess_archer]

Huh.

Well... that's kinda rare.