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♈ Present Aradia: Give your future self one last thing to be embarrassed about.

Apr 06, 2011 11:03

[Anyone in the vicinity of the laundry room and/or the 14th floor may have heard, at about 6:00 this morning, a loud metallic BANG. That, for those who choose to investigate, was Aradia using troll soap with three human washing machines. Now the laundry room is filled with exceptionally slippery bubbles the size of footballs, which are rapidly ( Read more... )

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arcade_god April 6 2011, 19:53:23 UTC

[Flynn recognizes that voice as he's flipping through the journal, though when he turns a corner and finds the next stretch of hallway filled with soap bubbles, he's saved the trouble of asking what happened. Snapping the book shut and slipping it into his back pocket, he wades through the chaos toward Aradia.]

Whoa. Gotta say, I'm impressed. You okay?

ar0se April 7 2011, 06:18:54 UTC

yeah im fine
just a little damp and kind of filmy :D
oh be careful flynn this stuff is really slippery

arcade_god April 7 2011, 06:32:16 UTC

[No sooner has she warned him than Flynn mis-steps, slides forward on a heel and then topples comically back onto his ass amid the bubbles.

Ouch.]

I, uh...noticed. [He winces.] But thanks. What'd you do, anyway?

ar0se April 7 2011, 07:00:10 UTC

[Spreads her arms wide dramatically. Oh yeah she is still all dressed like a maid and stuff.]

summoned a torrent of bubbles the likes of which paradox space has ever seen!
hehe
what i was intending to do was wash clothes but
that didnt turn out so well as you can see

arcade_god April 7 2011, 20:17:42 UTC

[He finds his feet again, somehow, and then takes a tentative step forward.]

No, I guess not. You ever think about reading the directions on the box?

ar0se April 8 2011, 07:37:30 UTC

i did read them!
here ill show you

[With that, she rises out of the bubbles and flies back into the laundry room, meeting a little resistance from the sheer volume and pressure. When she emerges from the nearly-opaque cloud a moment later, she shakes her head and BLUHs to get the soap out of her mouth. But, she does have the box in her hand, and returns to Flynn to show it to him.

Predictably, it is written in some strange alien language that you basically have no hope of being able to read.]

theyre written right here
i guess in hindsight though i shouldnt have expected it to be formulated for use in earth appliances

arcade_god April 8 2011, 21:06:47 UTC

[Okay, so offering his own interpretation of the instructions wasn't really an option. OH WELL.]

I can see where that would be a problem. [Flynn pressed a hand back through his hair to tame a few loose strands that had fallen over his eyes in the fall.] You might have to settle for good old fashioned earth bubbles next time.

ar0se April 9 2011, 20:31:48 UTC

yeah

[a beat]

unless at some point i wanted to replicate this effect :)

arcade_god April 10 2011, 02:01:55 UTC

Hey, you never know when you might need to choke a castle with soap bubbles. [For the first time, Flynn seems to take notice of Aradia's outfit.] What's with the maid getup?

ar0se April 10 2011, 23:24:47 UTC

oh this?
im on a loss actually
that makes me clean all the things and call everybody sir

[wait a second]

wait have i called you sir at any point in this discussion

arcade_god April 11 2011, 07:45:24 UTC

I guess that explains the sudden interest in laundry. [Obviously she hasn't tried it before, if the resulting detergent fiasco is anything to go by.

He looks taken aback for half a second.]

If I say yes, will your quota be filled? Because I'd rather stick with 'Flynn', if that's cool with you.

ar0se April 11 2011, 19:06:23 UTC

[a grin spreads across her face]

no its cool
i was saying it involuntarily before and wouldnt even notice i was saying it until after the fact
but i havent done it yet and that means

[experimentally, she equips her godhood again. SUCCESS! she pumps her fists in the air.]

yes!
i am finally off that lousy stupid goddamn loss!

arcade_god April 12 2011, 22:54:48 UTC

Great. So why were you doing laundry? Just...force of habit? [It's kind of funny, actually. Flynn has to chew on his lip to keep from laughing at her.]

ar0se April 14 2011, 19:05:23 UTC

haha no i think i must have come off it in the last few minutes
at some point in between starting the gyrators and them breaking down
yeah that sounds about right
and i dont feel any overwhelming urge to clean this up either!

...

i probably still will though itd be rude to just leave it here

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