♈ Present Aradia: Give your future self one last thing to be embarrassed about.

[ar0se]

[Anyone in the vicinity of the laundry room and/or the 14th floor may have heard, at about 6:00 this morning, a loud metallic BANG. That, for those who choose to investigate, was Aradia using troll soap with three human washing machines. Now the laundry room is filled with exceptionally slippery bubbles the size of footballs, which are rapidly

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[brightsiding]

Uh-oh... What happened?

dictated;

[ar0se]

the gyrators exploded a little
not in the sense that theyre on fire though
more like theyre on bubble

dictated;

[brightsiding]

On... Bubble?

What's a gyrator?

[ar0se]

its a machine that washes clothes
or in this case
spews bubbles everywhere in the same way a fire would spew molten shrapnel and noxious fumes
as if i poured flame accelerants into the basin instead of detergent

[ectobabble]

That .... sounded distinctively Not Good.

[pause]

... You didn't happen to take my 'busting jumpsuit, did you ...?

[ar0se]

umm lets see
if you mean the one with the ghosts-forbidden sign on it
then yes
i did happen to do that

[ectobabble]

... Mmmmaybe I should come up there and see if I can fix the washers for you. You are in the laundry room, yeah? I thought I heard washers. ... Maybe one of 'em threw a hose ...

[ar0se]

they may have thrown a bit more than that
i was thinking to let it wait until the spin cycle finished and the bubbles had a chance to settle and weaken
its still difficult terrain in there

[junescutie]

[someone was just coming to the laundry room to do some laundry. but then instead she sees this........

j-just staring for a minute]

[ar0se]

[wheee FREESTYLE BUBBLE LUGE! ... okay that's not so much fun when you get turned around backwards. she tries to stand up, slips, and falls back into a cushioning layer of bubbles before noticing this small person.]

oh!
hello human wiggler
watch out its pretty slippery over here

[junescutie]

[asldkghasldkgh carefully... puts down her basket of clothes and wades through the bubbles to try and help her out]

A-Are you okay?

[ar0se]

[sfkla so cute. she will accept your help tiny human! although... being quite a bit heavier than little Nanako, results may be mixed. she will settle for sitting on her knees in a nice stable fashion.]

yes im fine!
although it may be a little while before you can do your laundry unfortunately
sorry about that :T

[arcade_god]

[Flynn recognizes that voice as he's flipping through the journal, though when he turns a corner and finds the next stretch of hallway filled with soap bubbles, he's saved the trouble of asking what happened. Snapping the book shut and slipping it into his back pocket, he wades through the chaos toward Aradia.]

Whoa. Gotta say, I'm impressed. You okay?

[ar0se]

yeah im fine
just a little damp and kind of filmy :D
oh be careful flynn this stuff is really slippery

[arcade_god]

[No sooner has she warned him than Flynn mis-steps, slides forward on a heel and then topples comically back onto his ass amid the bubbles.

Ouch.]

I, uh...noticed. [He winces.] But thanks. What'd you do, anyway?

[ar0se]

[Spreads her arms wide dramatically. Oh yeah she is still all dressed like a maid and stuff.]

summoned a torrent of bubbles the likes of which paradox space has ever seen!
hehe
what i was intending to do was wash clothes but
that didnt turn out so well as you can see

but it's such a cute hat she couldn't resist it man

[ar0se]

umm
ive probably seen them
what do they look like

but that is also cute!

[ar0se]

yeah
they are sort of buried under a mountain of bubbles right now
but i will get them back to you as soon as possible