❀ twenty-six unicornnnnnOMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!!!

[iamdamnloyal]

[once a week, Harmony finds herself heading to the stables to pet the horses and feed them apples and carrots. There's a weird unicorn-looking thing, but it has fire for its mane and tail... not very Vampire Friendly, animal-wise. Her little dog comes from time to time, but the snow being deep, she's left the puppy home. However -- when Harmony

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[mademyownpath]

[Oh god no, he thought he'd thrown enough straw on it to hide it. Reluctantly;]

That would be mine.

[The castle hates him. He's sure of it]

[iamdamnloyal]

John!! This beautiful, magnificent creature is yours?

[mademyownpath]

It came from a nightmare back home. [Yes, John, it was a nightmare, sure thing]

[iamdamnloyal]

A nightmare that this wonderful, delightful creature totally protected you in, right?

[because if she goes to pet this thing and it suddenly turns into a giant Vampire-Eating plant... she'll be very unhappy]

[liadrin]

[Liadrin speaks through her journal; the elf's amused tone is hard to miss, but genuine. She thinks it's adorable.]

Creatures like that are uncommon in your world, I take it?

[iamdamnloyal]

Well, they're fictional in my world. In stories and movies only.

[liadrin]

They don't exist at all...? That's unfortunate.

[She considers it for a moment before speaking again.] Do you even have magic?

[iamdamnloyal]

Maybe they existed a long time ago, but they're extinct now if that's the case.

[oh! but magic, she knows that]

We've got lots of magic. Fake magic - like illusions, and then there's real magic like spells and witches and stuff.

[breakmychest]

[A beat.]

You're not serious.

[iamdamnloyal]

Totally serious.

[breakmychest]

Why?

[iamdamnloyal]

Why what?

[autophoenix]

[ after taking a moment to actually get over the 'unicorn' part. ]

... It makes butterflies?

[iamdamnloyal]

[Harmony is super excited]

It does!! I have no clue how it does it, but it totally does!

[autophoenix]

Just where exactly did you find this thing?

[iamdamnloyal]

It's in the stables!! [COME DOWN AND SEE IT, CLAIRE!!]

[givingchase]

... Are you serious!?

[iamdamnloyal]

I am totally serious. [didn't you hear her say seriously a few times up there?]

[givingchase]

Oh wow, do you think it's a newcomer?

[iamdamnloyal]

Huh?

Oh, no. It belongs to John.