❀ twenty-six unicornnnnnOMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!!!

[iamdamnloyal]

[once a week, Harmony finds herself heading to the stables to pet the horses and feed them apples and carrots. There's a weird unicorn-looking thing, but it has fire for its mane and tail... not very Vampire Friendly, animal-wise. Her little dog comes from time to time, but the snow being deep, she's left the puppy home. However -- when Harmony

Comments

[mademyownpath]

[Oh god no, he thought he'd thrown enough straw on it to hide it. Reluctantly;]

That would be mine.

[The castle hates him. He's sure of it]

[iamdamnloyal]

John!! This beautiful, magnificent creature is yours?

[mademyownpath]

It came from a nightmare back home. [Yes, John, it was a nightmare, sure thing]

[iamdamnloyal]

A nightmare that this wonderful, delightful creature totally protected you in, right?

[because if she goes to pet this thing and it suddenly turns into a giant Vampire-Eating plant... she'll be very unhappy]

[mademyownpath]

...You could say that. I could break it and ride it. It got me away from the undead hoardes.

[The fire horse was cooler. That was useful. AND MANLY :/]

[iamdamnloyal]

Oooh. Such a brave steed. [YEP. STEED.]

[mademyownpath]

[Muttered] It didn't have to fight the undead hoardes.

[Stupid unicorn]

[iamdamnloyal]

But you did, right? [not that she's pro-fighting the undead... she's kind of a variation of that. Much more ... alive-ish, but still..]

Because you're totally brave. [lots of nodding going on here]

[mademyownpath]

I didn't have much of a choice. Whole world went crazy.

[He's neither agreeing nor disagreeing with that statement. Because he's modest like that]

[iamdamnloyal]

The whole world? That sounds like a pretty grand-scale attack.

[mademyownpath]

[So what if it was America and Mexico, that's the whole world to John]

Yeah, and they didn't want to stop.

[iamdamnloyal]

I'm sorry to hear that.