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[letsbe_clear]

[Good morning, Paradisa. You're about to have your relatively peaceful morning interrupted by an extremely. loud. scream. A select few of you would recognize that scream anywhere, but most of you most likely will not. It's okay, she wouldn't expect you to.

Well, actually she would, but that's neither here nor there.]Oh my God. Oh my God, I've

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[fiveby_five]

Oh, this is gonna be funny.

[letsbe_clear]

[there's a long dead silence before]

Oh no.

[fiveby_five]

So what brain damage the castle give you? Assuming this is a castle thing.

[letsbe_clear]

You! You're supposed to be in a coma!

[mysticalvender]

...

Cordy?

[letsbe_clear]

Who are you? What do you want?

[she doesn't bother to ask how you know her name because duh, movie star]

.... Where are you?

[mysticalvender]

I'm...Lorne? Oh Sweetie Crumb Cake, can't you remember me? Don't tell me your loss changed because that would suck.

In the journal?

[letsbe_clear]

[........ whut.]

Who what and huh?

[knightprodigy]

[He's never met Cordelia, and thusly, he'll sound sympathetic. Poor girl, new arrival, he figures.]

I think we can safely put the press out of the picture.

[letsbe_clear]

[looks up and glares at the unseen voice ... where the hell ARE these people?!]

Look, buddy, I don't know what kind of strings you're pulling, but I've got a fleet of body guards who are probably turning over every freakin' rock they can find looking for me. Now LET ME GO before I really start screaming.

[knightprodigy]

[If he sounds just the slightest bit amused, he's sorry, really.]

I'm not your kidnapper. And you can scream all you want, but honestly, I wouldn't advise it.

[letsbe_clear]

.... Why not?

[lawyerlarry]

...are you alright, dear?

[letsbe_clear]

NO, I'm not okay. I've been freakin' kidnapped!

[lawyerlarry]

Who kidnapped you?

[letsbe_clear]

I don't know. That's what I'm trying to find out.

[yeahihidmypants]

... [he's torn between being amused and being concerned for her]

Cordelia?

[letsbe_clear]

... Who are you?

[yeahihidmypants]

Oliver Queen.

[he'll go with the simple for now]

Everything okay?

[letsbe_clear]

No, everything is not okay. Some crazy stalker freak kidnapped me.