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[letsbe_clear]

[Good morning, Paradisa. You're about to have your relatively peaceful morning interrupted by an extremely. loud. scream. A select few of you would recognize that scream anywhere, but most of you most likely will not. It's okay, she wouldn't expect you to.

Well, actually she would, but that's neither here nor there.]Oh my God. Oh my God, I've

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[knightprodigy]

[He's never met Cordelia, and thusly, he'll sound sympathetic. Poor girl, new arrival, he figures.]

I think we can safely put the press out of the picture.

[letsbe_clear]

[looks up and glares at the unseen voice ... where the hell ARE these people?!]

Look, buddy, I don't know what kind of strings you're pulling, but I've got a fleet of body guards who are probably turning over every freakin' rock they can find looking for me. Now LET ME GO before I really start screaming.

[knightprodigy]

[If he sounds just the slightest bit amused, he's sorry, really.]

I'm not your kidnapper. And you can scream all you want, but honestly, I wouldn't advise it.

[letsbe_clear]

.... Why not?

[knightprodigy]

It's kinda grating.

[letsbe_clear]

Well, too bad, buddy. I want out. I have a TV show to shoot.

[knightprodigy]

A TV show? You think you're being held captive, and you're worried about some TV show?

Lady, you really oughta sort out your priorities.

[letsbe_clear]

First of all, that TV show is my job, and I need to do it. Second of all, I know I'm being held captive, but cowering in fear isn't going to get me anywhere, is it?

[knightprodigy]

[He lets out a sympathetic, but still amused sigh.]

Have you even tried opening the door yet?

[letsbe_clear]

[she's making a face at you over the journal, Dick, but she's doing as you suggested. And then there's another shriek]

My name is on the door!

[knightprodigy]

There you go.

[letsbe_clear]

And this keeps getting creepier by the second.

[knightprodigy]

Ain't that the truth.

Look around, you should find a journal close by. It's how I'm talking to you.

[letsbe_clear]

Yeah, I got the whole magical journal thing from someone else. Magic being involved? Not making me feel better.