Dave: Backdate a post for posterity.

[hardonic]

[You fiddle around with the journal. John said it was important, didn't he? Might as well check it out, it's not like anything can really surprise you at this point in the game oh god it is doing weird shit]

… Testing.

… Testing.

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[bro_codebreaker]

Testing, 1, 2, 3, we read you, bro.

[makes static noises] Over.

[hardonic]

[... despite the cheesiness of the gesture, he can appreciate a bro when he hears one.]

ten four reading you loud and clear bro
updates on castle giggles and shits are a go
status: this shit is more bananas than free splits summer at baskin robbins

[bro_codebreaker]

Welcome to Castle Wonderfuck, as my bro Travis would say. I'm Barney. What up?

[hardonic]

names dave
castle wonderfuck huh?
sounds more dead-on than this paradisa shit i keep hearing about
then at least id know that jade has a sense of humor under all those fucking sparkles