[You fiddle around with the journal. John said it was important, didn't he? Might as well check it out, it's not like anything can really surprise you at this point in the game oh god it is doing weird shit]
… Testing.
… Testing.
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[makes static noises] Over.
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ten four reading you loud and clear bro
updates on castle giggles and shits are a go
status: this shit is more bananas than free splits summer at baskin robbins
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castle wonderfuck huh?
sounds more dead-on than this paradisa shit i keep hearing about
then at least id know that jade has a sense of humor under all those fucking sparkles
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How much has everyone else told you? You know it gives you whatever you want, yeah? That's the cool part. And then there's the Awesomeness Committee.
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shit
sorry man
nope
my bro and i know jack shit about this place
well
beside the fact that its filled with tools and anime rejects
wait what do you mean anything
and the awesomeness committee
the anything part first
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Basically, all you have to do is go "HEY, CASTLE. GIMME A SNICKERS". [poof. snickers. he takes the wrapper off and tapes it to the journal page for proper exposition] And there you have it. It won't give you weapons - [the last bit is said with his mouth half full] -- but just about anything else is fair game.
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less awesome swords than i would want
in exchange for every game bro ever
not too shabby
okay
the awesomeness committee part?
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i dont know whether this is actually awesome
or if youre dropping lasagna layers of irony on me
but either way i am pretty chill with your committee
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mind if i bring some mad artillery though
nothing personal
just being careful
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