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[written in huge letters]
SUMMER MOVIE NIGHT!
[dictated]
Well, it's June, and you guys all know what that means. Summer! And all of you who don't come from lame worlds know what that means. Summer blockbusters! And we have our very own movie theater, so what better way to kick off summer than with some movies?
Now, as we all know, Mandibles was the very first summer blockbuster ever. And as we all know if we look at the duck pond, we currently have a Great White Shark. Hi, Tex! So tonight I'll be hosting a screening of Mandibles in all its twentieth-century cheese. If any of you don't know what a shark is, now is your chance to get the crap scared out of you and make you glad we don't have a real ocean here.
Starts at 7, movie theater's on the seventh floor!
SUMMER MOVIE NIGHT!
[dictated]
Well, it's June, and you guys all know what that means. Summer! And all of you who don't come from lame worlds know what that means. Summer blockbusters! And we have our very own movie theater, so what better way to kick off summer than with some movies?
Now, as we all know, Mandibles was the very first summer blockbuster ever. And as we all know if we look at the duck pond, we currently have a Great White Shark. Hi, Tex! So tonight I'll be hosting a screening of Mandibles in all its twentieth-century cheese. If any of you don't know what a shark is, now is your chance to get the crap scared out of you and make you glad we don't have a real ocean here.
Starts at 7, movie theater's on the seventh floor!