9 bullet casings - PSA

[f_ck_your_fish]

[Davina's departure finds Eunice a little more bothered than she thought she'd be, so she's doing what she does every time something like this happens: keeping busy. having flipped through the journals idly a few times, she's come across a common problem, and decided to do a little community service. as such, she's down in the kitchen, tacking a

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[too_fairytale]

[Amy is, somehow, reminded of her days at Leadworth Secondary]

That... was very educational, thanks. Note to self, don't shag on top of the microwave.

[...maybe it's a really big microwave, and her sarcasm is horribly misplaced. She hasn't been in the kitchen yet]

[f_ck_your_fish]

[Eunice laughs a little at that] I know, most people don't even need it, but you'd be amazed how many idiots have blown the damn fool thing up.

[too_fairytale]

How do you blow up a microwave?

[she may be guilty of many clandestine activities, but blowing up kitchen appliances has never been one of them]

[f_ck_your_fish]

By puttin' somethin' in it that doesn't belong. At least, that's how it seems to work around here. And I guess a bunch of people just ... push buttons.

[firsttsurugi]

[... w-what did Cloud just...listen to...]

...

The things I open the book to...

[girly_laps]

Oh heeeeeeeeeeeeey you.

Did you learn shit? Did it make you a better and wiser person or whatever?

[firsttsurugi]

[his sarcasm. CAN YOU HEAR IT]

... Yeah. I'll think twice about doing it on a microwave now. Thanks to you.

[girly_laps]

[Sister does not understand this sarcasm]

Awesome! I actually taught someone something, I'm so smart.

[tehoniongirl]

[have some sputtering laughter when Jilly sees this. Thanks guys]

I.... well, yeah. That'd be good advice. Mostly.

[f_ck_your_fish]

Kinda sad that it needs to be put out there, but thanks nonetheless, honey.

[tehoniongirl]

Can I ask what brought this on?

[f_ck_your_fish]

Oh, just ... readin' through the older stuff, seein' what people around here get up to, when all the big thunder and noise is over with. And I found a lot of kitchen carnage.

[aka, she was trying to figure out how everyone else copes with this crap]

[encryptedlock]

[actually laughing here, which is good, it's way better than being depressed]

A peep war is where you get marshmallow chicks - Peeps - and you stick a toothpick into them, put them in the microwave, turn it on, and see which one blows up big enough to "kill" the other one with its toothpick.

[f_ck_your_fish]

Boy, someone had to've been bored as a pig in a dry season to come up with that one.

[encryptedlock]

...You have actually met Sister before, right?

[f_ck_your_fish]

Unfortunately. I'm still trying to regrow the brain cells. [she laughs a little]

[justastic]

...so, how long until the microwave gets blown up again?

[f_ck_your_fish]

[laughs. oh, you're funny, Apollo]

Knowin' this place AND the usual tenets of Murphy's Law? Prob'ly by the end of the week. How you been, sugar?

[justastic]

[ He does try! ]

I wouldn't be surprised. It's getting into the realm of the ridiculous.

Pretty good. I got a kid recently, too.

[f_ck_your_fish]

Oh yeah? Through castle means, or conventional?