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[heirdom]

[look, Damian's bored and annoyed. And you know what bored and annoyed means?

Mindless playing with weapons!

He's gonna play target practice with ducks. Weapon of choice? A bow. He's not hurting them, but he's having fun sending them skittering back into the pond with arrows between their toes, or just by their heads. Silly ducks.]Stay in the

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[batfail]

[Day three of being parents. So far, so good. Confidence up, a certain Bat-duo decided to take their little girl outside.]

Duckies!

[Steph looks up to see... Damian being a terror B( she turns to Terry]

Uh oh. Trouble, eight o'clock.

[thenewbat]

[What- Oh. Damn it. And things were going so good...]

Think we can make it back inside without him noticing or upsetting Abby?

[heirdom]

[he raises the bow to aim, and without looking back at them or breaking concentration, he says loudly:]

I can hear you, you know. Your fake child is exceedingly noisy.

[twang, and the terrified squaks and flailings of a duck as the arrow zips nearly right above its beak.]

[batfail]

[sorry Terry, Steph's gone into BATTLE MODE. She ignores him, frowning as Abby is scared by the ducks and hides her face against Steph's neck, whining]

Damian, what are you doing? Don't you have anything better to do than scaring the ducks?

[wornbright]

[ STEPH IS A COPYCAT... j/k uru wanted to show her babby the ducks outside and get some nice, fresh air. akiko tugs along at uru but then the older girl stops when she sees a familiar face up ahead.

she stalls for a second before pulling akiko's hand ]

The pond is closed. Let's go, Akiko-chan.

[heirdom]

[Damian hears her and lowers his bow as he turns to look, eyes narrowing.]

[wornbright]

[ she's about to turn around but akiko gets excited since there's another kid right there and he has some sort of toy so she pulls away from uru and skips along to damian's side ]

Hey-- Akiko-chan! Don't touch his things. [ she's touching ]

[heirdom]

[he flicks the bow up and away, hard, just to keep it out of the baby's hands.]

Don't touch my stuff, baby.

[payback]

[is just out... with her own kid (who still has the fluffy black cat ears and tail that he had when Rin was on her loss at got him last year, sob), and her Arcanine strolling along behind. Paradisa is babby central these days...]

...You know, I think mostly people feed them bread.

[heirdom]

I'm not feeding them. I'm playing with them.

[looks at the child and raises an eyebrow]

What freak of nature did you procreate with?

[payback]

You're terrorizing them. My goodness, is that really such a thrill?

[rolls her eyes.] I was on a loss last year when kids got distributed. So, [vaguely sarcastic,] Paradisa's sense of humor...

[heirdom]

It's something to DO. Like you don't know a thing or two about harassing birds, Catgirl.

[fauconnerie]

[ yyyeahh. chilling and flying over head when oh look. what is this he sees. some child terrorizing ducks.

no matter how much ducks suck they are so stupid stupid ducks. B|

but this kid is a little jerk and he dislikes bullies so he flaps down to the pond's edge. pretty big compared to those ducks. and kinda glares at the boy. ]

[heirdom]

[ooh, falcon. Damian smirks]

I didn't think Paradisa had OTHER wildlife.

[fauconnerie]

[ man this kid does seem like a bully. how he dislikes that.

rustles his feathers indignantly and flaps his wings at him. ]

[heirdom]

[Damian's just gonna approach, bow still in hand.]

[fiyapowaa]

[...

Makes a little chirpy/whining sound. :c]

[heirdom]

[looks up. That doesn't sound like a duck.]

[fiyapowaa]

[Noooo, it's a tiger calling for her momma. Chirps again.

And again.]

[heirdom]

[he's gonna go looking for that animal]