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[heirdom]

[look, Damian's bored and annoyed. And you know what bored and annoyed means?

Mindless playing with weapons!

He's gonna play target practice with ducks. Weapon of choice? A bow. He's not hurting them, but he's having fun sending them skittering back into the pond with arrows between their toes, or just by their heads. Silly ducks.]Stay in the

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[is just out... with her own kid (who still has the fluffy black cat ears and tail that he had when Rin was on her loss at got him last year, sob), and her Arcanine strolling along behind. Paradisa is babby central these days...]

...You know, I think mostly people feed them bread.

[heirdom]

I'm not feeding them. I'm playing with them.

[looks at the child and raises an eyebrow]

What freak of nature did you procreate with?

[payback]

You're terrorizing them. My goodness, is that really such a thrill?

[rolls her eyes.] I was on a loss last year when kids got distributed. So, [vaguely sarcastic,] Paradisa's sense of humor...

[heirdom]

It's something to DO. Like you don't know a thing or two about harassing birds, Catgirl.

[payback]

[hitches Renzo up on her hip.] Oooh, have I been ruffling your feathers, Robin?

[heirdom]

No.

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Then I have no idea what you mean. [ruffles Renzo's hair a little. He watches Damian with BIG, DARK, INTERESTED EYES...]

[heirdom]

Moron.

[he aims and fires, startling a duck into a flurry of squawking and flapping.]

[payback]

Birdbrain. [Renzo ducks his head, watching Damian, and repeats it.] Birdbrain, mow. Birdbrain.

[But, eh, Rin is looking at the ducks, and it looks like even though he's stirring them up, there aren't any feathery corpses floating around. So w/e]

[heirdom]

[tempted to pinch the kid's ear HARD for that, but instead he just scowls.]

Did you want something?

[payback]

[good choice, Damian... :') Rin just leans back on Tad and watches him.]

Not especially. You're going to eat one of those if you kill it on accident, right?

[heirdom]

No, that's disgusting. And I DON'T accidentally kill things.

[payback]

...Do you not eat meat?

[heirdom]

Yes, but I'd only eat duck like that if it was a last resort.

[payback]

Ah, I see. Well, take care... [she bounces Renzo up and down a bit, absently. He reaches out towards Damian's bow.] Mama. I want one.

[heirdom]

Bye.

[roll of eyes as he lifts the bow again and scares the bejesus out of another duck.]