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[domeanthings]

Some days, you just want to shoot at something that doesn't have a high chance of tearing your limbs off. This is why Tex has stubbornly slogged her way out of the castle to go attack some targets, rather than gators. They're a lot more cooperative than reptiles, and they don't turn out to still be alive at bad times

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[encryptedlock]

[via journal]

Well, they say April showers bring May flowers. Maybe we'll have The Plant That Ate My Baby or whatever that show was called.

[domeanthings]

Plant. That Ate My Baby.

Thanks for giving the castle ideas, York.

[encryptedlock]

Well, unless there's really a lot I don't know about you, the only one from home that has a baby is Tucker.

And if a plant ate Junior, that would be a good thing.

[domeanthings]

If there's a plant mean enough to take on the hellspawn, I'm not sure I want to see it here. Not unless I've got a flamethrower, anyway.

[ex_android_]

If we assume common old-Earth sayings to be true, then next month will have copious amounts of flowers, commensurate to the amount of rain received this month.

[April showers bring May flowers, after all.]

[domeanthings]

In that case? I'm really glad I can't have any allergies set off.

[eatshootsnleves]

Now, now, just because the swamp smells bad and gets in everyone's hair is no reason to shoot at it.

[domeanthings]

It's not the swamp I was shooting at.

[eatshootsnleves]

Then why is the swamp what you're yelling at?

[domeanthings]

I'm yelling at the-crap, there's another one-gators!

[Bang!]

[girly_laps]

Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex.

Hey hey, Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex.

[domeanthings]

What?!

[girly_laps]

Wat'cha doin?

[domeanthings]

I was trying to shoot targets. Now? Gators again.