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[domeanthings]

Some days, you just want to shoot at something that doesn't have a high chance of tearing your limbs off. This is why Tex has stubbornly slogged her way out of the castle to go attack some targets, rather than gators. They're a lot more cooperative than reptiles, and they don't turn out to still be alive at bad times.

It would be a foolproof plan, if not for the fact that some gators have decided to investigate the shooting noises.]

Somebody, please [bang] tell me [bang] next month has nothing [bang] to do with [bang] friggin' swamps!