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[the sound of paper crinkling is recorded as Misa flips through a newspaper from the city]
Two people were murdered in the city, a husband and wife, by the same person, a fired employee who wanted revenge... They caught him red-handed. What a tragic case.
It's really convenient when they publish photos of the criminals.
[a woosh as the newspaper is tossed to the side and Misa plops back on her bed]
LA was so fun! Oh yeah, I almost forgot the castle left Misa a present!
[pasted to the journal is a newspaper clipping...]
Things in LA's club scene spiced up Friday night when up-and-coming starlet Misa Amane and pop sensation Ke$ha dueled it out on the dance floor of an exclusive Hollywood nightclub. Club managers aren't talking, but eyewitnesses are saying the brouhaha began when Ke$ha accidentally inappropriately touched the model-turned-actress after tripping on the dance floor. Misa-Misa responded by calling Ke$ha a "drowned rat psycho." As Ke$ha insinuated Misa-Misa was a "whore" for her alleged affair with actor Brad Pitt, Misa-Misa supposedly jumped the pop star and began pulling her hair.
"It was totally insane," an unnamed witness tells Star, "Misa-Misa just started wailing on this girl. I've never seen anything like it."
It took four bouncers to separate the women and shockingly, only Ke$ha was asked to leave the club. Club managers again declined to comment on the incident. A friend of the actress says, "They were just too impressed."
Ah ha! Misa wins! LA was fun! Misa misses it already! It was like a vacation or something.