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[hammerismywhat]

[Dictated as he paces his room, making dramatic gestures that no one can see]

Dear Diary,

It seems a perfectly good Heroing event has passed me by... I am not happy about missing out on all the fun. Certainly, my Hammers of justice would have made short work of those villains!

Comments

Hammer Dude

[fired_once]

[it's a jock... a superhero jock... dear god wut]

Well, it's pretty much as advertised on the can. A group of people who work to try and keep the peace.

Kind of like a superhero group. Not everybody has powers, but almost everybody has experience dealing with... well, with situations like last night's.

Re: Hammer Dude

[hammerismywhat]

[Yes, you got that right. Let the super hazing begin!]

Ah, sounds like my kind of a group! When is the next meeting?

filter

[la_plus_fidele]

[laughter. Slightly maniacal laughter - very similar to the chuckle you heard as she left]

Re: filter

[hammerismywhat]

[That laugh!]

Don't think you've seen the last of me, Little Miss Evil!

filter

[la_plus_fidele]

Yes, and I do hope you'll put up a little more fight next time. That was rather dull.

Re: filter

[hammerismywhat]

I guarantee it. [No one can see, but he's 'pumping his hammers']

[onlyanapple]

Hammers of Justice? You used that in a sentence seriously?

[hammerismywhat]

[Rereads sentence, yes, Hammer, you spelled everything right]

I would have rather used them on Villains heads.

[onlyanapple]

[Have a long pause here]

You sat in the very front of the special class, didn't you?

[hammerismywhat]

[Laughs]

I didn't go to class, I'm naturally brilliant! [smile]

[rank1killer]

That was so fucking lame.

[hammerismywhat]

[slightly hurt]

I know, that Joker fellow should have waited a day or two so I could join in. [sigh]

[someoneto_carry]

[a long pause; since this sounds like the captain's voice]

Hammer of Justice? Are you serious?

[crowdingmysky]

That aint me!

[someoneto_carry]

No?

It does sounds like you, sir.

[crowdingmysky]

Zoe, since when I talk about [ a pause ] "Hammers of Justice" or say "Dear Diary"?!

I know it does, it's a bad and mighty traumatic clone. Shoot it, rudely.