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[hammerismywhat]

[Dictated as he paces his room, making dramatic gestures that no one can see]

Dear Diary,

It seems a perfectly good Heroing event has passed me by... I am not happy about missing out on all the fun. Certainly, my Hammers of justice would have made short work of those villains!

Comments

[onlyanapple]

Hammers of Justice? You used that in a sentence seriously?

[hammerismywhat]

[Rereads sentence, yes, Hammer, you spelled everything right]

I would have rather used them on Villains heads.

[onlyanapple]

[Have a long pause here]

You sat in the very front of the special class, didn't you?

[hammerismywhat]

[Laughs]

I didn't go to class, I'm naturally brilliant! [smile]

[onlyanapple]

Wow. That's a shocker.