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[paracelsus_ftw]

Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up, let's go -
The weasel's gonna blow...!

...you kiddin' me? I love this season. 'nways.

WARDEN NOMINATIONS

Nominate yerself, yer hernia, yer fairy Godmother, and other bitches. Ye got two days to pull this shit, because fuck me if I'll be bothered with countin' after you stooges. So, uch, get startin

Comments

[slightly_knurd]

Putting in for myself, as I'd like not to see any rule of Namimori in this lifetime or the next.

[nami_is_great]

Yours would be as ineffectual as the current warden.

[slightly_knurd]

And yours would be an assault on all things just and right.

[nami_is_great]

I see no problem in lowering the population of herbivores in the city.

[slightly_knurd]

Which is exactly the reason why I'm running against you.

[paracelsus_ftw]

OK, I give in: who the hell's this Namimori fella, and where in God's name is his bribe?

[slightly_knurd]

You'd have to ask him that. What's he need a bribe for?

[paracelsus_ftw]

Sentimental value.

Ain't no real election if no one's handin' bribes.

[nami_is_great]

It's my middle school.

[paracelsus_ftw]

...are you fucking kidding me?

[nami_is_great]

Are you slandering the good name of Namimori? There will be consequences if you do.

[paracelsus_ftw]

What'cha gonna do, boo my hockey team?

[nami_is_great]

Kill you.

[paracelsus_ftw]

...I'ma chomp your ear off.

[nami_is_great]

You're still off-key. I didn't teach you it that way.