Not my best, but was kind of written in a hurry, and the concept was a bit too cracky even for me. Especially for vejiraziel as thanks for a pic. I tried! This is based on her PJ mermechs pic... And yes, you may recognized some borrowed concepts.

Mild Prowl/Jazz fluff... rated pg.

( Darlin' it's better down where it's wetter, take it from me... )