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in my time on movie sets, i've gagged people with masking tape and tied them up, naked, crucifixion-style to a bed. i've glopped fake blood all over their bullet wounds and spent hours covering them up, over and over, with sand. i've doused more people than you'd imagine with water, setting and resetting for eight or ten takes, or repeatedly covered them with dirt and fake dust. i've been paid to do some very absurd and uncomfortable things, over and over again for hours, to my coworkers.

but tonite i spent half my work day spooning home-made fake vomit into two people's mouths. 'here comes the airplane'-style.

(and if i do say so myself, it looked pretty fucking good.)