I know, I know, I'm early, but if I posted everything around Christmas, the mods of various fic comms are gonna totally kill me for spamming everyone.
Title: Tradition
Author:
shiroikazex Group/pairing: Hey! Say! JUMP (hinted Inoobu)
Genre: Crack
Rating: G
Summary: Inoo decides to continue the new Johnny's Christmas tradition!
When Inoo walked into the dressing room that day, the reactions of the other guys in the room were, to say the least, priceless.
Yabu choked on his food and started coughing his lungs out, while Hikaru's jaw unhinged and his mouthful of half-chewed rice fell out bit by bit as he stared at Inoo. Chinen and Daiki stopped fighting over their pack of pocky on the couch where the younger one was seated on Daiki's lap. Yuto dropped his drumsticks and they clattered noisily against his drumset, and Keito broke a guitar string cos he strummed it too violently out of surprise. Ryousuke shrieked and fell out of his chair, knocking into Ryutaro who dropped his Nintendo DS.
Inoo blushed and tugged at the fluffy hem of his ridiculously short red dress.
"What d'ya think? I thought since it was Christmas..."
Ryutaro recovered the earliest and cleared his throat.
"Where did you get that?"
"F-From Tegoshi-kun, he lent it to me. He wore this the other time during their winter concert."
"But why?!"
"It's Christmas!" Inoo answered and adjusted the matching red hat on his head.
"...Does anyone else smell something burning?" Yuto asked.
Takaki sniffed the air and screamed as he registered the hair iron still in his hair.
"Shit!"
"Is this becoming a Johnny's tradition?" Tegoshi mused at the concert reports showing Inoo prancing around in his tiny Santarina dress, holding on to the arm of Santa Yabu.
Ryou shrugged from the couch. "Maybe."
"Who's gonna be next?"
"Good question."
Title: All I Want for Christmas
Author:
shiroikazex Group/pairing: Yabuhika
Genre: Slight crack?
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Yabu surprises Hikaru on Christmas Day~
"What in the world are you doing?!"
"I'm your Christmas present!" Yabu grinned.
"I really didn't want to come home to find my boyfriend naked on the couch with a stupid red bow around his waist, you know."
Yabu just shrugged and got off the couch, advancing towards Hikaru.
"Oh no, oh no you don't, not now--"
Protests ignored, Yabu removed the ribbon from his waist and bound Hikaru's wrists. He dragged the struggling boy into the bedroom and shut the door.
Title: Christmas Morning
Author:
shiroikazex Group/pairing: Jin x OC
Genre: Angst, Fluff
Rating: G
Summary: He wakes up on Christmas Morning to her goodbye.
He wakes to a long, continuous beeping. It annoys him a little and he squeezes the hand he held. Receiving no response, he sits up from where he was sleeping with his head resting on the bed in the hospital ward, and spots the instrument emitting the annoying sound. He registers a flat line and a flashing light, both piercing red amidst the starched whiteness of the room.
The next few moments pass in a flash as he is pushed out of the ward roughly while doctors and nurses rushed in. He stands outside, a little disoriented, but even when he regains his senses, he feels nothing but calmness.
It may have been seconds, minutes, hours, but the doctors leave the room eventually.
"I'm sorry, Akanishi-san."
He smiles and nods.
"Can I go see her?"
The doctors exchange a look and nod. He returns to the ward where he had been spending the nights for the past few months, and sits by the bed. He takes her hand, now ice-cold, and holds it against his cheek.
"Why didn't you tell me before you went?" He asks quietly. "But it doesn't hurt anymore, does it? You're in a better place now. Wait for me there, yeah?"
He swears that he hears a soft "yes".
He kisses her on both eyelids and her lips before he pulled the white sheet over her face.
He doesn't realise what day it is until he is led outside by Tomohisa and sees the couples strolling on the streets. Carols fill his ears from various stores.
"It's Christmas?"
Tomohisa nods.
"Oh."
It becomes a tradition for him to leave her favourite cookies under the Christmas tree every year on that day. He decorates the apartment like how she did and sits by her photograph, sipping hot cocoa while he flips through TV channels.
He feels her fingers in his hair, and he smiles.
"Merry Christmas."
Merry Christmas, Jin.
Under the Christmas tree, there sits an empty plate, cookie crumbs scattered around it.
Title: One in a Million
Author:
shiroikazex Group/pairing: Ryoupi
Genre: Crack
Rating: G
Summary: Your one in million? No thanks.
"Merry Christmas," Tomohisa greets Ryou with a peck on the cheek while the older one was making breakfast in a floral apron.
"You too, now take the waffles to the table."
Tomohisa follows his orders while humming a tune, which seems to irk Ryou a little.
"Will you stop humming your own song? You're a fucking narcissist, Yamashita."
"Aw come on, you know it's for you."
Ryou snorts and goes back to the waffles.
"If I was your one in a million there would be 600 of me out there in this entire world."
Tomohisa doesn't know how to reply.
Title: Just a Spoonful of Sugar
Author:
shiroikazex Group/pairing: Okajimataro (friendship)
Genre: Crackfluff
Rating: G
Summary: Say hi to magical donuts, Yuto on a sugar high, and the new religion of BEST. Requested by
aliciaswr , Merry (early) Christmas!
Keito walks into the dressing room, and a split second later his instincts kick in and he sweeps up the large box of donuts on the table, shutting the lid before Yuto could take another. The younger one whines and tries to snatch the box back, but Keito holds it firmly in his hand and kicks the other down to the sofa.
"Keito!"
"No, no sugar for you, at all. None. You hear me?"
"But it's Christmas!"
"No!"
Yuto keeps quiet, sulking as he slowly devours the rest of the chocolate donut in his hand.
"You're horrible."
"You're insane when you're on sugar highs."
"No I am not."
"Yes you are."
"Oh hey, donuts," Ryutaro appears in the doorway and takes the box from Keito, whose reaction time was a little too slow to be able to catch the little thief.
"Shit, no--RYUU, DON'T--"
He shouts to an empty room and a swinging door.
He finds the two a while later in another deserted dressing room along with the discarded box, obviously emptied by the two monkeys dancing around the room belting out Score at horrendously loud volumes. It was the crazy shouts of "B-E-S-T" that had led Keito here, actually. He had thought it was Inoo going high on Red Bull again, but alas, no, it turned out to be Yuto and Ryutaro on sugar highs.
"Hi Keito!" Yuto bounces over and lands a huge kiss on Keito's cheek. "Join us!"
And somehow the dazed Keito ends up joining the other two in their crazy worship of BEST. Sugar rushes are contagious, he decides, and maybe not that bad a thing after all.