tweet fic masterlist: jan - aug 2013

[madelyn93]

life and times of a sexually frustrated fangirl
now condensed in 140 character helpings!

i tweetfic A LOT over at @cocoonedsoul and decided to compile everything here.

02. warnings
directly c/p from twitter, often inappropriate, LOTS OF LUKAI

03. part two
september 2013 onwards.

Comments

[oxygenisation]

odg i didn't realize these gems are in my timeline everyday i should've picked a few and write something about it BECAUSE SO MANY GEMS

[jlloves]

Holy shit please write the longer versions of each AMAJJING AHAHAH the Selkie and plane rhyming tho. Flawless :")

[aeriekiss]

I just spent... actually I have no idea how much time I spent reading these cause lost head laughing at most of them.

no one understands why the aerobics class of exo gym is so popular until they see the instructor

imagine a gym where jongin is your personal trainer, tao the yoga instructor, kris the pilates instructor and luhan the pervy receptionist

LUHAN IS THE PERVY ONE BECAUSE HE'S ALREADY TOEING THE LINE OF A SEXUAL HARASSMENT CASE BY COMMENTING ON YOUR ASS

minseok is the straight guy that unintentionally joins a gay gym and doesn't realise until luhan offers to join him in the shower

"how did you not know it's a gay gym?? kris cups your ass every time you bend over." "i thought he was being supportive!!!"

Hands down my favorite section. /wipes tear/ jfeiao;fjeao;fjeo;a

[madelyn93]

omg you really read all of them? it must've taken forever o_____o

later, minseok storms up to sehun and demands to know why he forgot to mention that the gym he recommended was a gay gym.

sehun blinks innocently. "dude i thought you were gay. you're always commenting about chanyeol's long legs."

"i'm a fashion design major!" minseok protests, "i just wanted to design a nice tux for him instead of the khakis he always wears." ;A;

[aeriekiss]

I did, I did~~

It got better ; A ;

Time to follow on twitter. @cocoonedsoul??

[madelyn93]

mm yes but i am very spammy on twitter ;;;
if you do decide to follow, drop me a message and i'll follow back!

[swabluu]

crying

[kimkai]

So I actually just read all of these and regret absolutely nothing; that was hilarious. But yo, 21/6. Has that been made into a thing yet? Is it on the internet anywhere at all? lol

[madelyn93]

no, but i agree. it should be a thing. you need to write it asap! rah rah hwaiting! :D