The Increasingly Dull Life of Nichola Paparazzi [03]
The third 'chapter' in four days? Yes I've been upset these past few hours, and instead of crying (which I have been doing anyway) I've decided to just play the game and let sim!me have a more interesting life than real!me could ever have. It's a lot more fun anyway living an imaginary life. Previously everyone had babies, I had one of my own, I got a sleeve of evil tattoos and I fought a few fires. Same shit different day. Let's see what happed on my third consecutive day of playing.
Walking through the firestation.
Being shunned by my co-workers.
Like a boss.
I decided now my handiness skill is high enough I'll upgrade some shit.
Except sim!Gem wanted a boob shot.
"I just look too damn good"
Also I'd just like to congratulate the game here. sim!Princess is at home all alone.
Bravo *slow clap*
Bitches we're popular. sim!Mara is having a party and this time I'm on the guestlist.
No crashing parties for me :D
***THIS IS WHERE MY EX BOYFRIEND DECIDED TO VISIT MY HOUSE TO FIX MY PRINTER. ON CHRISTMAS EVE. I CRIED. A LOT. IT'S NOW 4 HOURS LATER, TIME TO CARRY ON***
And just for Drizzle fans, this is teenage Drizzle <3
Just as sim!me was about to leave work, a fucking fire.
"DUDE COME ON, IT'S LIKE 5PM I WANNA GO HOME"
I'm too impatient, won't even let my pixels load.
OOOH ORANGE.
So eventually the babysitter turns up.
"THIS CHILD IS TOO LOUD"
"Poor little baby. Did that mean man scare you? You know kid, you're not actually that bad. Even with the good trait, you have the potential to be evil"
Finally! One thing that me and sim!Nichola have in common, we're shit at cooking.
Lets work on our next novel, "So so Wrong"
"I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S SO SO WRONG, COMING TO YOUR EX GIRLFRIENDS HOUSE ON CHRISTMAS EVE TO FIX HER PRINTER, MAKE HER CRY THEN COME IN HER ROOM, PUT YOUR ARM AROUND HER AND SAY "LETS SEE WHAT ITS LIKE SOON" AND WONDER WHEN THE FUCK IS SOON!"
... true story.
Well it wouldn't be sim!me without new tattoos. We have a sleeve of evil, now what...
A sleeve of good! OBVIOUSLY!
POOL PART-AYYYYYY
"Look Kelsey, I know we didn't get on in the beginning, but I think we should be friends!"
"... Bite me"
WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY!!!!!1111ONE.
And Kelsey helps by looking at a map.
B-e-a-utiful.
It was nothing, anyway party time for Princess! She's becoming a toddler :D
"Hey you guys? Guys?"
You're all ignorant and missed out. This is my daughter.
ISN'T SHE BEAUTIFUL?!
U all jelly now, aren't you?
"Now Princess, I'm going to teach you the facts of life"
"Fuck it, I just like candy. NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM"
"BUT MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM"
Despite everything, I don't think I'm that bad actually.
Well she learned to walk. Not to big myself up, but BOOM.
We now do everything together, apparently we're friends or something.
And check out Lewis in the background there, looking all fancy again.
And I just so happen to catch up with now teen!Drizzle at the swimming pool. I like I like.
You guysssssssss :D
Party to celebrate being alive friends pregnancy fucking nothing, just a party.
Proud of myself right now. I think I videoed it?
This is the latest babysitter. She spends more time with him than me. Honestly, their relationship score is higher!
Awh YOU GUYS, THIS IS AWESOME!
Then Heather and Lewis, not so awesome.
I'm still lovely, teaching my little girl how to talk now :D
"SYDNEY, I CAN'T GET PAST YOU! I'M TRYING TO BUY SOME WHORE SHIT FROM THIS GUY!"
"SO INSTEAD I'M FIGHTING THE SALES ASSISTANT. SCREW LIFE"
"Bitch attacked me! And threw books at me! OH LORDY HELP"
And for Rosanna, this is your daughter son. Jefferson looks interesting :D
Fought another fire.
Bitches love firefighters.
Too upset to play right now, sorry guys.
But I wish you a merry Christmas, and a happy new year!