The Increasingly Dull Life of Nichola Paparazzi [02]
I have been playing non-stop since last night! I'm totally in love with playing my simself without having a challenge or having to try and make it interesting. Even being remotely dull my simself can provide minutes of hilarious information and a good laugh. Previously sim!Nichola hated on everyone in the town (especially Kelsey for some reason) and got a job as a firewoman. Let's find out what else is going on his her crazy little mind!
We start with me forgetting to resize the pop-ups, but still June and Gem are NOT friends. Ooh bitch game, you've done it again!
And to take revenge, we have to fight a fire at June and Kelsey's.
"DO WE HAVE TO, WE COULD LET IT BURN DOWN! NOBODY WOULD EVEN KNOW!"
Enough with the hate!
And whilst crashing sim!Rosanna's house party, she goes into labour.
"YOU'LL NEVER HAVE MY HUSBAND NOW!"
Baby boy Jefferson joins the party! You couldn't have picked a better time ;D
"So about hitting on you and wanting your wife out of the picture, I'd have never have done that if I was in the know she was pregnant..."
"Were you even invited to this party?"
"... thank you for your time"
"Woo I've been forgiven and I just witnessed a birth, GET MY PARTY ONNNNNNN"
Speaking of babies, Kyra and Mae are ready for another baby! You two just never stop :D
The fire service thought it was a good idea to present me with an axe for my hard work. Really you guys, really? You fucking idiots.
It's the weekend! I'm finally working on my novel again, which is called Blatent Lies. How convienient, my favourite blatent lie is "we'll be together forever"
"HE HURT ME IN WAYS NOBODY WILL UNDERSTAND"
Oh just shut up, do I honestly sound this whiny?!
"You know I really like you... one second let me check my notes... Jamil"
"I love you too Nichola!"
"Yeah, love. Erm, want to come back to mine?"
Ladies and gentlemen, an excuse to use my new favourite song.
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Casual Sunday morning jog to sim!Dani's house.
Apparently I didn't screenshot it, sim!Dani and Mike got married! (The who who prefers penis so sorry Rissa! And Drizzle is a teenager now!
"A la la la la fixing the stereo a la la la hope I don't get electrocuted a alalalala"
LOL JK, ELECTROCUTED.
And oh look, a sim is throwing up. This can only mean one thing, correct?
"I have a blocked toilet. Bitches love blocked toilets"
And apparently now we can upgrade stuff, not entirely sure it's possible to do so by banging a hammer on what appears to be a glass stove. Good going. Slow clap time you guys.
CRAP, A REMINDED I NEVER MARRIED YOU TWO!
But hey you did it all by yourselves!
BRAVO!
We finally found Jules and what she's up to! But we're not here to see her no no, we're here to add to our tattoo collections.
We already had the stomach one.
Now I never really use the tattoos, so lets have some fun.
>:)
I call it, sim!Nichola's sleeve of evil.
I think it's awesome! Not a real life touch no no, could you imagine?
And it's time to leave, but not before thanking the tattoo artist by flirting with him. Proud.
"Hang on, before I go we need to zoom in on me, I'm pregnant"
*SHOCK HORROR*
Quick makeover into a non-maternity dress and I go to visit sim!Heather.
They had a son named Denis (lol) and I took the liberty of renaming him upon request.
sim!Beth!
"You know, babies aren't actually that bad"
Glad to see you coming round!
"Heh, you're such a moron"
"I gots me a candy, NOMNOMNOMNOM"
Well, at least she had communication with the child right? Right?
We'd better leave.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
"WHY IS YOUR SON CRYING HEATHER, BAD MOTHER. NOTHING TO DO WITH ME. I'M LEAVING"
Check it out, we finished the book!
PROUD.
So sim!June, you just hate everyone amirite?
SYDNEY AND TOM <3
Awh you guys, I'm so happy for you ;D
One thing I love about my game, I have the no maternity leave hack so we continue to work regardless. And no bump.
"I don't want people thinking I'm a hussy"
Too late for that... :|
Look at that, 99% of people are now firefighters. And yet I'm the only one who ever goes out on the bloody jobs. PITCH IN WHY DON'T YOU?!
PARTY AT MY PLACE.
Except for Kelsey. Kelsey hates me.
"Awh sim!Heather, I'm so glad this is your third child. But look at my bump, you can't even see it. YOU JELLY?!"
"WHY AM I NOT THE CENTRE OF ATTENTION REAL!NICHOLA!"
Sorry sim!Nichola, not my problem. Get a talent or GTFO.
"UP YOURS YOU GUYS, I'M OFF TO BED"
And another baby is born! A boy named Shari?
Hey that's your call.
Since I haven't seen him yet, I send sim!Nichola to visit sim!Tom before work. They seem to be getting on. That reminds me, I haven't seen sim!Chip yet... is he dead?
"You guys, I know we're at work but I'm having a baby"
"Okay I know I'm a professionally trained firefighter but OH SHIT WHAT THE HELL DO I DOOOOOOO?"
"Fuck this shit, dragging myself to the hospital"
KTHNXBYE
Am I really going to click yes?
OF COURSE I AM. I HAVE A DAUGHTER CALLED PRINCESS.
ALALALALALALALA.
And she has no father?!
(yes I know I'm clicked on me but seriously her father isn't registered!)
HE SKIPPED TOWN?! F-U.
"Here you go Princess, you go to sleep under the dangerous positioned axe which is loosly attached to the wall"
"As if it couldn't get any worse! DISHWASHER BROKEN"
"And I bet I get electrocuted, feck my life"
CHIP AND HEATHER HAD A GIRL!
Juliana is the littlest sister to Beth and Drizzle.
"I got a new shirt. Damn I look hot"
I'm such a fanastic parent.
"Okay Princess, you sit here on the dirty floor whilst Mummy chats up the really large bartender for a drink"
"Don't look at me like that"
"TO ILLEGITIMATE CHILDREN!"
And until next time when I play again, I bid you farwell.