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Dec 20, 2005 20:52


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Sunday I set fill_my_shoes's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Monday I broke tablesandchairs's X-Box (-12 points). Last Friday I bought porn for sarahd87 (-10 points). Last Thursday I put gum in 7percent's hair (-12 points). Last Saturday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-176 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
papageilj

Wow. I've been a bad girl.

On Saturday, I found out what "snowballing" was. I wish I hadn't.
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