1. Do you have a tattoo?
2. How old are you?
3. Are you single o1. Do you have a tattoo?
2. How old are you?
3. Are you single or taken?
4. Fish?
5. Do you dream in color?
6. Do you have any recurring dreams?
7. How about them hipsters?
8. How did we meet?
9. What's your philosophy on life and death?
10. If you could do anything with me, what would it be?
11. ( Read more... )

IF YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I want to know 28 things about you. I don't care if we've never talked or if we already know everything about each other. I really don't. You are obviously on my f-list, so let me know with whom I'm friends! Post a reply with your answers ( Read more... )

( my xmas stocking )

My LiveJournal Sitcompaohdez's House (ABC, 5:00): paohdez (Tracey Ullman) tries to seduce ziggy_prime (Anil Kapoor) at the doctor's office. Soon afterwards, diabla07 (Jimmy Stewart) takes helena_ollie (John Lithgow)'s nephew on a date and ends up necking. That weekend, steeltowner (Lisa Kudrow) oversleeps and misses lunch with eddie_sparx (Katie ( Read more... )

paohdez's Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level: 8Average number of words per sentence:18.55Average number of syllables per word:1.38Total words in sample:2115Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern

Leave me a comment by cut & pasting my pre-done letter and filling in my blanks.
THEN repost this in your own journal! (Comments screened, so be free!)
Dear (whatever you want to call me),

I ____ you. You have a nice______. You make me______.

You should _______. Someday I will ______.

You + me =________. If I saw you now I'd __________.

I want to ( Read more... )

Ten Top Trivia Tips about PaoHdez!

1. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching PaoHdez.
2. PaoHdez can taste with her feet!
3. Michelangelo finished his great statue of PaoHdez in 1504, after eighteen months work.
4. Devoid of her cells and proteins, PaoHdez has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
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paohdez's Halloween party:

cadona didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy.

diabla07 dressed as the Viscount of East Horospu.

dipsoma dressed as the main character of "Spider-Man 2".

eddie_sparx dressed as a nice devil.

enderfem dressed as a cigarette.

helena_ollie dressed as the King of Turks and Caicos Islands.

mopar1 dressed as something delayed ( Read more... )