Stuck in fei-fei de pi-yan

[pantsaretight]

Well, according to the polite young fellow we met the other day, my crew and I seem to have found ourselves stuck on Earth That Was, which is a mite peculiar, what with this planet having been supposed to be uninhabitable. Now I know the Alliance has a lot of fancy new toys, but I would like to think time travel is not among them. Bastards have

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[captainpillows]

I hate to say it but your 'crew' probably isn't here.

[pantsaretight]

Well, I've already found two, so you'll have to forgive me if I don't give up on them quite yet.

[captainpillows]

You must be new here.

[voiceofserenity]

What're ya'll so negative for? Can't be nothin' all that much worse'n Reavers...

[captainpillows]

Whatever Reavers are... I'm certain there's something worse here.

[pantsaretight]

Trust me, there really isn't.

[captainpillows]

You obviously haven't met Clover. Or the crabs.

[voiceofserenity]

Can't be all bad, can it?

[captainpillows]

It can, and is.

[pantsaretight]

Unless Clover and the crabs rape you to death, eat you, then use what's left for clothing, hopefully in that order, I highly doubt they are worse.

[captainpillows]

Well. Save for the rape and the... the clothing part uh.