Stuck in fei-fei de pi-yan
Well, according to the polite young fellow we met the other day, my crew and I seem to have found ourselves stuck on Earth That Was, which is a mite peculiar, what with this planet having been supposed to be uninhabitable. Now I know the Alliance has a lot of fancy new toys, but I would like to think time travel is not among them. Bastards have done enough "good" in the present, don't need to be meddling in the past.
Now then, I am currently looking for some of my crew members. A tall woman named Zoe with curly dark hair, has a formal way of speaking and a natural talent with a gun. She's probably with her husband Wash, a peculiar sort of fellow with a penchant for dinosaurs and bright shirts. I'm also looking for a Shepard named Book, a whore COMPANION (thank you Kaylee) named Inara, and a doctor named Simon, who is likely with his little sister River who is bu-tai zheng-chang de of a...delicate mental state. If you see them, I would take it as a kindness if you would let me know where they are. Hurt them and...well don't is my advice.
Also, I'm looking to replace the munitions that I appear to have misplaced, and would welcome suggestions as to where is best to do so.
Now then, I am currently looking for some of my crew members. A tall woman named Zoe with curly dark hair, has a formal way of speaking and a natural talent with a gun. She's probably with her husband Wash, a peculiar sort of fellow with a penchant for dinosaurs and bright shirts. I'm also looking for a Shepard named Book, a whore COMPANION (thank you Kaylee) named Inara, and a doctor named Simon, who is likely with his little sister River who is bu-tai zheng-chang de of a...delicate mental state. If you see them, I would take it as a kindness if you would let me know where they are. Hurt them and...well don't is my advice.
Also, I'm looking to replace the munitions that I appear to have misplaced, and would welcome suggestions as to where is best to do so.