Why does Beatrice want to be on the parchment while I write? Inky paw prints all over the page. Honestly.

Visited yesterday by Ministry. Harry Potter in my house. Definitely more attractive now than when at school. Looked a little wary of me. What did I ever do to him? Anyhow, Jones witch looks capable. The fact that Vincent spotted in ( Read more... )

Elf left list of demands on tea table in solarium.

I set fire to the list, as is elf's job to serve, and elf deserves to have his fingers cut off ironed  slammed in oven door for inconveniencing me.

Elf makes better vodka tonics than I do.

It's becoming troublesome, as am forced to go out for meals, tea, etc.  Maybe will try to salvage list and ( Read more... )