BRB, CRYING FOREVER

Sep 11, 2011 23:42

TRUE BLOOD, WHAT.



WHATTTTT IS HAPPENINGGGGGG?????

If I had time this week to do a meme I was tagged in by ozmissage you would have heard all about why Jesus is my favorite show character. BUT NOW I'M TOO SAD. :((((( Way to go, True Blood, epically tearing apart the one stable relationship on the show. I had been really hoping for a way out of the possessed-by-Marnie situation without either of them dying, but but. :((((

I just am in shock. Of all the twists this show has given us, this one seemed the most...unnecessary? Really, what was the pooooooooooint???? *blinded by rage* Poor Lala, having to live with that?? And the reunion scene with ghost!Jesus was so sad, I actually cried.

And I had been writing a somewhat-schmoopy WIP for those two boys! I'll still finish and post it, if everyone's not too sad to read it now (it's mostly sex, bwahahahaha). Will be writing fix-it fic now, rest assured. *sobs*

Maybe I should talk about the rest of the episode? Bulleted to save time.

> I was expecting the fairy stuff to happen. But it kind of...didn't. XDD Instead they gave us a million cliffhangers! *headdesk*

> LOVED Pam's breakdown, and her being comforted by the ditzy waitress, LAWL. Pam is awesome forever, end of story. I kind of agree with her, I'm over Sookie right now.

> Speaking of Sookie, her speech to the boys was...kind of lame. I saw it coming that she was gonna walk away (though I don't remember how it happened exactly in the books). Hopefully she goes and curls up in Alcide's lap, because DAMN were you watching the same show I was?? The man can WEAR a flannel shirt. *fans self*

> Sam is sexy. Also adorable with Sookie, I love them as BFFs. I hope he shifts into something badass to take care of random werewolf in the parking lot.

> Don't know what's up with Terry. I was kind of hoping guy-from-Scrubs was going to be his gay lover from the Marines, but...not likely. XDD

> Totally saw it coming with Debbie. Nice job, Sook. Though I did like in the book that amnesia!Eric helped her with that.

> I guess I should talk about Tara. She was never my favorite, but I didn't really want her dead. But like...half her head is gone, man. No amount of vampire blood can heal that. Sorry, folks. I love how Sookie can turn on her fairy-mojo when her boys are in trouble, but when a crazy bitch tries to shoot her she just claws at her face like a little girl. But, you know, this is one of those things that I have NO CLUE how it will play out. I'm just, personally, way more upset over Jesus than Tara.

> Bill and Eric need to team up and rip people's heads off more often! I'm so glad viking!Eric is back! I missed him! But he can feel free to walk around in basketball shorts anytime he likes. I'm just sayin.

> RUSSELL. WTF. I mean, they kinda left it open last season for him to come back somehow, but I wasn't expecting it. WHO LET HIM OUT?? WAS IT PAM? WAS IT NAN BEFORE SHE CAME TO KING BILL'S? WAS IT STEVE NEWLIN?? WHOOOO????

I really hope next season isn't just Russell-part-two. Though I don't remember much of the next book, I think they'll have to change some things because of what they did this season. I hope to see more of Alcide and werewolf pack stuff, more shifters (QUINN, PLZ), because I think there was less vamp stuff this book. But we'll see.

Okay, I'll be over here weeping if you need me. *clings to pillow*

wtf, vampires, i'm in a glass case of emotion, tv talk, true blood

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