we even made a website
LOLWTF TRUE BLOOD. WHAT IS GOING ONNNNNNN???
So none of this happened in the books, but I guess that's ok because now I get to be surprised! XDD I was in a state of o__O the whole time. Let's discuss.
KING BILL. WHAT. XDDD I don't know, it's just a little hilarious. Did he kill Sophie Ann and that's why he's king now? I kind of hope not, because I loved her! It's weird to see Bill ordering Eric around, but...Bill was like a million times sexier in this episode. XD I dunno, he's just less pale, less whiny I guess. :P
Speaking of Eric, weird how he was all earnest with Sookie at first, saying he was the only one who never gave up on her. And I get why he bought her house, but the end? I'm so sick of hearing "Sookie is mine," lol, and I imagine Sookie is too. What was that all about?
Cop!Jason, HOW CUTE?? I don't like that Sheriff Andy is using V. :(( But I love that Jason is taking care of the Hot Shot people, even if they're weird. And why did they lock him in the ice box if he's been bringing them food? I don't get it.
Lafayette/Jesus, cute as ever. I love that they've been together for a year! I'm actually watching the replay right now (there were dogs barking and babies screaming at my friend's house when we were watching, ugh), and Lafayette making witch jokes and Jesus affectionately telling him "don't be an asshole." HOW ARE THESE BOYS SO ADORABLE?? Though I don't really like Laf's new hair. But Jesus is lookin snazzy enough for both of them. :DD
I like the witches so far! I don't remember the head!witch's name, so I will call her Aunt Petunia. XDD I really hope Amelia shows up this season! NEED MORE WITCHES. And I want to see Lafayette being all witchy and powerful! I cracked up when he was all "...sorry we did all that and your bird's still dead." XDD LOVE HIM SO MUCH.
What's up with Tara? She took that "new life" thing pretty...literally. XDD I don't really care too much about her since last season. I know a lot of people are Tara fans, but I just haven't been feeling her storyline in a while. But I like her girlfriend! They were really cute together! I hope it doesn't all go to hell when she finds out that Tara's been lying all that time, but of course with Tara everything goes to hell always. XD
Umm...what else happend? Jessica and Hoyt are still cute. I kind of hope to keep the relationship!drama to a minimum. Maybe Jess should just work at Fangtasia and hang out with Pam and be awesome.
I'm still weirded out by the fairy thing. Why did they all go ugly and scary? Why didn't Claudine help Sookie escape? Though I was glad to see Claude make an appearance. I'm looking forward to seeing him in non-ugly form. XDD
What else?
I like hangin'-with-the-shifters!Sam.
I miss Alcide! I hope he shows up soon!
Ahhhh, I wish they had played 2 episodes tonight! They kinda hit us over the head with so much new stuff, I just want to know what's going on! :P
Even though it's a little jarring, I like when shows do the time-lapse thing. I want to write fic already! XDD
So none of this happened in the books, but I guess that's ok because now I get to be surprised! XDD I was in a state of o__O the whole time. Let's discuss.
KING BILL. WHAT. XDDD I don't know, it's just a little hilarious. Did he kill Sophie Ann and that's why he's king now? I kind of hope not, because I loved her! It's weird to see Bill ordering Eric around, but...Bill was like a million times sexier in this episode. XD I dunno, he's just less pale, less whiny I guess. :P
Speaking of Eric, weird how he was all earnest with Sookie at first, saying he was the only one who never gave up on her. And I get why he bought her house, but the end? I'm so sick of hearing "Sookie is mine," lol, and I imagine Sookie is too. What was that all about?
Cop!Jason, HOW CUTE?? I don't like that Sheriff Andy is using V. :(( But I love that Jason is taking care of the Hot Shot people, even if they're weird. And why did they lock him in the ice box if he's been bringing them food? I don't get it.
Lafayette/Jesus, cute as ever. I love that they've been together for a year! I'm actually watching the replay right now (there were dogs barking and babies screaming at my friend's house when we were watching, ugh), and Lafayette making witch jokes and Jesus affectionately telling him "don't be an asshole." HOW ARE THESE BOYS SO ADORABLE?? Though I don't really like Laf's new hair. But Jesus is lookin snazzy enough for both of them. :DD
I like the witches so far! I don't remember the head!witch's name, so I will call her Aunt Petunia. XDD I really hope Amelia shows up this season! NEED MORE WITCHES. And I want to see Lafayette being all witchy and powerful! I cracked up when he was all "...sorry we did all that and your bird's still dead." XDD LOVE HIM SO MUCH.
What's up with Tara? She took that "new life" thing pretty...literally. XDD I don't really care too much about her since last season. I know a lot of people are Tara fans, but I just haven't been feeling her storyline in a while. But I like her girlfriend! They were really cute together! I hope it doesn't all go to hell when she finds out that Tara's been lying all that time, but of course with Tara everything goes to hell always. XD
Umm...what else happend? Jessica and Hoyt are still cute. I kind of hope to keep the relationship!drama to a minimum. Maybe Jess should just work at Fangtasia and hang out with Pam and be awesome.
I'm still weirded out by the fairy thing. Why did they all go ugly and scary? Why didn't Claudine help Sookie escape? Though I was glad to see Claude make an appearance. I'm looking forward to seeing him in non-ugly form. XDD
What else?
I like hangin'-with-the-shifters!Sam.
I miss Alcide! I hope he shows up soon!
Ahhhh, I wish they had played 2 episodes tonight! They kinda hit us over the head with so much new stuff, I just want to know what's going on! :P
Even though it's a little jarring, I like when shows do the time-lapse thing. I want to write fic already! XDD