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tsuzukinoai November 3 2006, 04:35:44 UTC
IMMA BEAT HER ASS. -clears throat- OW, WHY DO I CONTINUE TO DO THAT WHEN IT CAUSES ME PAIN, SONOVABITCH.

...hem.

Alright, I've been listening to you go on about this chick for a while now. And I would put her down and say she's a n00b, but it's not true. So, while I'm musing on ways to insult her, I'll say what I do know.

Dear ShikaLee:

IF YOU THINK THIS MUCH ABOUT SHIKAMARU, YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO WAY HE COULD POSSIBLY EVER IN A MILLION BAJILLION YEARS BE CONFUSED FOR NARUTO. OMFGYOUTARD.

He's a secondary character. A secondary character. Okay, I know Kishimoto-sensei loves to dabble with him, loves to play around with all characters, all angles; Naruto is a super-developed comic because the "narrator" remains subtle, ambiguous, and all-knowing at the same time. Kishi-sensei is so good at that, and it shows. Whatever.

BUT YOU ARE SPENDING WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON THIS, YOU RETARD, MIGOD, GET. A FUCKING. LIFE. OR DIE. MAYBE BOTH.

And my. God. Why would you ever say to someone over the internet "I'MSMARTERTHANYOUHOHOWOTNOW"? What reasoning do you have to support that...? At all? How you are on the internet might be defined by your intellect; by which I mean, if you're smart, you'll stay behind walls for your own safety. But come the fuck on. What the hell is your problem...?

"Not many kids take college level TOK and Phycology."

I DO. AND I'M A SOPHOMORE IN HIGH SCHOOL. OH, WHAT NOW. MUCH LOVE TO YOU AND YOUR FUCKARDEDNESS.

Go whine about your lazy ninja somewhere else, you pugface.

Alright. I'm done. If we're lucky, she is too. Jesus.

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panksters November 3 2006, 04:44:03 UTC
It's weird. She makes a point of saying she's an english major, but apparently is still in highschool.

And yeah, Honors Psych, that's a toughie 7_7

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tsuzukinoai November 3 2006, 04:55:19 UTC
...

Sister dearest (a lovely girl of twelve by the name of Australia) has made a derisive point of saying that this girl is a retard because, and I quote "holyfuck, you can't have a major in highschool, what is her problem?"

Yeah. Ugh.

BUT. It's a fun class. I like it.

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panksters November 3 2006, 04:59:11 UTC
Her name is Australia?

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tsuzukinoai November 3 2006, 05:14:00 UTC
Austie for short. My parents are kinda cool weird sometimes.

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panksters November 3 2006, 05:18:38 UTC
I love it :D

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tsuzukinoai November 3 2006, 05:19:56 UTC
I love her it too. She's my best friend.

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