New Moon Chapters 18 and 19: THIS IS THE PLOT PART
Chapter 18
Jacob comes over and is pissed that the non-werewolf things in this book are shit. Bella is pissed that he doesn't like vampires FOR SOME REASON, and is a bitch.
Then she mentally refers to her love of Edward as "true love", and the love of Jacob as "mundane". Because SHE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE THE MEANEST CHARACTER EVER. I literally do not understand what makes people think she's nice. If this character is based off the author, I would punch her right in the tit, no questions asked.
Then Carlisle calls, and Jacob is angry. Then Alice comes home and says Edward's name, which caused Bella to faint. Literally, she FAINTS when she hears his name. I wonder if she has some sort of medical condition.
Rosalie, being an amazing bitch of the awesome variety, tells Edward that Bella has killed herself for great lulz. Edward decides to kill himselfffffffffffffffffffffuck I don't even know if I can keep reading, this enrages me so much.
Alice is a bitch to Jacob. WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE JACOB? He is clearly the best character in this book, not counting Rosalie, who is a troll.
Chapter 19
Alice and Bella hop a plane to Italy. Alice tells her that Edward plans to get murdered by the Volturi, who sound more like Anne Rice vampires than anything else. Let's see how this gets anally raped before our eyes...
The Volturi think Wardo's ability to read minds is pretty hip, and they want to let him in their tree house. Then Alice offers to turn Bella into a vampire, which she goes apeshit over.
In other news: Fuck Jacob.
Then Bella and Alice steal a Porsche.
Jacob comes over and is pissed that the non-werewolf things in this book are shit. Bella is pissed that he doesn't like vampires FOR SOME REASON, and is a bitch.
Then she mentally refers to her love of Edward as "true love", and the love of Jacob as "mundane". Because SHE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE THE MEANEST CHARACTER EVER. I literally do not understand what makes people think she's nice. If this character is based off the author, I would punch her right in the tit, no questions asked.
Then Carlisle calls, and Jacob is angry. Then Alice comes home and says Edward's name, which caused Bella to faint. Literally, she FAINTS when she hears his name. I wonder if she has some sort of medical condition.
Rosalie, being an amazing bitch of the awesome variety, tells Edward that Bella has killed herself for great lulz. Edward decides to kill himselfffffffffffffffffffffuck I don't even know if I can keep reading, this enrages me so much.
Alice is a bitch to Jacob. WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE JACOB? He is clearly the best character in this book, not counting Rosalie, who is a troll.
Chapter 19
Alice and Bella hop a plane to Italy. Alice tells her that Edward plans to get murdered by the Volturi, who sound more like Anne Rice vampires than anything else. Let's see how this gets anally raped before our eyes...
The Volturi think Wardo's ability to read minds is pretty hip, and they want to let him in their tree house. Then Alice offers to turn Bella into a vampire, which she goes apeshit over.
In other news: Fuck Jacob.
Then Bella and Alice steal a Porsche.