Why Me?
I gave up on the fight for Steven to come to Utah.
Right now there are 3 things I want now to make me feel better
1. Have Jon come over and have hot sweaty sex with me, right here, right now in my bed.
2. Same with Spin, only gentle and soft and lots of lovey goo that feels so damn good
3. Have Steven come over, do all of the above and more with him, tell him how much I love him and do it all over again.
Ok maybe Nine in the Afternoon makes me horny and stuff, but really honestly, that's all I want now.
*EARGASM*
You know what else I could use right now?
A piano, a pair of clear heels and Brendon Urie.
Yeah, I'm kinda a whore at heart. Not so much for real (note the not so much haha)
And one more thing....
A real Ryden sex tape. Now who doesn't want THAT?!
That would make all the horniness go away... and maybe make me a little nauseous.
"Ryan probably has one that's long and skinny, just like him!"
"And Brendon's is normal!"
"Yeah and Spencer's is abnormally long!"
"Right...."
"What about Jon though?"
"... short and fat."
hahaha (CO. Marla and Logan )
Right now there are 3 things I want now to make me feel better
1. Have Jon come over and have hot sweaty sex with me, right here, right now in my bed.
2. Same with Spin, only gentle and soft and lots of lovey goo that feels so damn good
3. Have Steven come over, do all of the above and more with him, tell him how much I love him and do it all over again.
Ok maybe Nine in the Afternoon makes me horny and stuff, but really honestly, that's all I want now.
*EARGASM*
You know what else I could use right now?
A piano, a pair of clear heels and Brendon Urie.
Yeah, I'm kinda a whore at heart. Not so much for real (note the not so much haha)
And one more thing....
A real Ryden sex tape. Now who doesn't want THAT?!
That would make all the horniness go away... and maybe make me a little nauseous.
"Ryan probably has one that's long and skinny, just like him!"
"And Brendon's is normal!"
"Yeah and Spencer's is abnormally long!"
"Right...."
"What about Jon though?"
"... short and fat."
hahaha (CO. Marla and Logan )