Instead, I'll give you a girly picspam.
So. Pretty.
Freckles, my god.
You guys may not know this, my Kristen Stewart is my fucking dream girl. And I hate Twilight w/ a fiery passion, okay?
Bad thoughts. Really bad.
I'm ridiculously excited for this. Okay.
They would make a good couple, though. Come on, you can't just put them in bed together and expect me NOT to have that conclusion. Kristen's fucking PANTS ARE OPEN, ALRIGHT? And her face omg does such things to me but ahem. And okay I feel guilty for bringing Dakota into this, WHATEVER but she's technically older than me.
Pink is pretty. :)
I can see this being girl!Brendon and girl!Ryan in a girl band AU. They look disdainfully at the buses and trailers in the distance and wonder if they really ever to go back.
Also totally girl!Ryan and girl!Brendon. Bren sometimes really hates Ryan's pretentious berets and stupid failed tie dye shirts, but she still loves her lips. She guesses the fact that Ryan's a dork doesn't really matter.
Another girl!Brendon and girl!Ryan. They sometimes go into the forest and lie beneath the trees just to get away from it all.
Another girl!Brendon/girl!Ryan. The time Ryan decided she wanted to be a ginger. Bren's always had a thing for redheads.
Girl!Ryan and girl!Brendon again! (Oh, tumblr, you are a godsend.) A proper caption isn't needed here. *____*
Not sure who she is, but she's stunning.
More girl!Brendon and girl!Ryan. Words: they fail me.
A random Angelina. Not a huge fan but this photo is A+ okay.
This could possibly be a girl!Spencer. The eyes, you guys.
Yet another girl!Rydon. Sometimes, Bren just wants a bite.
I had to post the fullsize. This photo kills me. It's just so them (if you don't know who "them" is, you paid absolutely no attention during this picspam and sorry sucks for you).
Lol love how this turned out to be a girl!Ryan and girl!Brendon picspam, mainly. W/e, w/e, if you don't like it, then scram, yo.