I really don't think he wants me going back to work...
Not only did he buy me new clippers so I can cut hair and stuff at home, but he's offered to buy me:
A TATTOO KIT!
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I will be the coolest and sexiest MILF ever to walk this earth. Now, I know I'm no pro, but I watched Brendan work, and I've done a couple small ones of my own (on him and me), and I feel confident that with a little practice, I can start doing my friends - for a small fee, that is! I may or may not get a piercing kit as well - I think I'd rather hold off on that since I'll already have so much to learn with tattoos, and with piercing I have to get much more into anatomy (veins, nerves, etc.)...
But yeah, aren't you PSYCHED?!