A Phone Call
*Ring ring*
Mr M: Hello?
Filll: *thinking it's one of Mr M's sons* Hi! Can you pass me on to your mom?
Mr M: Mrs. M has just stepped out.
Fill: *realising that it's not* O-oh uh...
Mr M: *starts to laugh* My mother lives in Scotland.
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At a party, I was with a friend and we were sitting on the grass near a bonfire. The guy
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