....

SHIKI, GET OVER HERE.

NOW.

[ooc; she has been holding this in. all day. all. day.]

So which of you idiots decided to bring the talking plant into the apartment? You all yap enough as it is.

-----EXCUSE ME? I WILL RIP YOUR LEAVES OFF ONE BY ONE, YOU-

Somebody take this plant or I'm punting it out a window.

[Filtered to Shiki]

I have something I need to talk to you about.

[some rustling of sheets, and stirring]

Ugh, I-

[VERY LONG PAUSE]

Shiki?????

WHAT ARE YOU DOING-

WHY IS MY FINGER IN YOUR MOUTH????

[ooc; pretend this happened in the morning okay- also, Shiki has weird fetishes. So does Taiga, but you won't get to see hers right away.]