Sorry about the invasion, guys...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July I helped shallwedance_ hide a body (-173 points). Last Saturday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last month I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Tuesday I pulled over and changed g_me's flat tire (15 points). Last week I bought porn for telepyronetic (10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1166 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
pallasathene82